Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death. We go down quite a few fun paths that include generative AI removing object permanence in adults, unfortunate release schedules, and a whole lotta Dennis Hopper talk.

Scales used in this episode include:

The ambiguity scale (yes, that's it Ten of them! All at once?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?) and our first card to get a perfect score on the scale!