With this being a kaiju/Godzilla/generally stupid movie podcast, you know we had to review Godzilla: King of the Monsters as soon as possible and it's an extra special episode to celebrate just that. We have on two great Chicago comedians, Steve Ok and Jacob Ligon, to talk bout the new 'zilla while we eat an entire rotisserie chicken. Conversations include sex/weed numbers, new games to play at the end and trash talking Boston throughout most this podcast. Also if you want to jump ahead to no spoilers and a review of the new Godzilla, drop in at 1 hour 1 minute and 30 seconds.
On this episode of Podzooky, we review the highest rated Godzilla film on Rotten Tomatoes with a rating of 110% which of course is Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla. The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke have on Mike Knish of Chicago comedy and Cocaine Murder Jam fame to talk about totally cool things like the super S we all drew in middle school, the cloaca and how grim the sex life of a bed bug is. This episode is grade A beef, my good fellows!
Hell yes, we're back on the Godzilla train! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke have on special guest Charlie Malave (Mr. and Mrs. Wednesday night, Mucca Pazza, coolest dude at the Hideout Chicago) to talk about rebranding Godzilla's baby as Gooby while Luke explains what squelching is. Also get ready for a lot of discussion about a brain with a butt in it because that's Godzilla, baby!
Oh wow, we actually watched a good, classic movie on this week's Podzooky! We had on special guest Danny Felts, all the way from New York, to talk about how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and stroll down memory lane of the night he watched the Ladies Man and the Warriors back to back. Also we give a call to Aaron Klopfer that, of course, derails us into talking about hentai and t-shirt ideas.
To help get us into that Spring time mood, the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Luke and Martin had on returning guest (and champion) Mary Runkle to watch a well forgotten horror movie about giant rabbits titled Night of the Lepus. Talking points include January Q. Irontail, Vegemite, bothering Tyler Jackson about facts on Dave Coulier's career and how attracted our mystery guest is to Patricia Bunny (Lola Bunny's mom/milf). This one is an instant classic!
Leguizamo March Madness continues on Podzooky with the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke having on Chicago Comedian Tristan A. Smith to talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993. Talking points include 911, 911 again and Jim Davis's net worth. Finally, yet another phone call with Aaron Klopfer for him to confess his anime crimes.
Zookeepers, there's no easy way to put this: We watched the Pest. The good news is that the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke had on Julie Merica (Chicago comedian/improviser/hi-fiver) to get through a movie that can only be described as "obnoxiously Tone-Deaf" while being a fun train wreck to behold. Also we call Aaron Klopfer again to ask him about cloacae.
Lock up and get into formation, Zookeepers. This week the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Luke and Brandon are joined by Kevin Podas, comedian and co-host of the fantastic podcast Thought Cops, to watch the truly horrid and slow turd of a movie that was Varan the Unbelievable. We start off the podcast discussing anything but the movie to eventually end up talking about the Nutty Professor 3, Pre vs Post 9/11 movies and finally calling Aaron Klopfer on the phone to ask him some very personal questions. Also make sure to check out https://thoughtcopspodcast.com/ if you haven't already
Zookeepers, rejoice! Ron Ervin, the king of memes, joins the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke to talk about the 1971 trash fire film that is Daigoro Vs. Goliath. Talking points include creepy uncles and drunks, the Michelin Man's horrific love child and a dream Brandon had about Thanos. Tune in, turn out, turn around bright eyes, every now and then I fall apart.
*rap airhorn* It's our biggest episode yet because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Luke, Brandon and Martin have on three smokin' hot hotties. That's right, we got Mitch Kamaiopili, Liz Getty and Aaron Klopfer all back on in one mighty episode. We watched Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad and talked about the science behind 2 girls 1 cup, 5 mile Hitlers and had some of the most dang ol' fun we've ever had around these parts.
New year, new Kaiju! The Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Martin, Luke and Brandon have on fellow Machine Culture alum/writer/bon vivant Kelly Opalko to talk about the wacky and wild Space Amoeba and cover such great discussions like Japanese Mamet and his famous quote "ABK: Always Be Kaiju", the nature of Turtles V. Crabs and if Judd Apatow reviewed our podcast recently (editor's note: he definitely did not)
Hey Zookeepers, we had on everyone's favorite local folktale hero and comedian Billy Dean this Podzooky episode to skip our usual Kaiju movie chat and just talk about the new Smash Bros Ultimate. Since we had been talking about it the last few episodes we get into a ranking of all our favorite Smash Bros titles, characters and then a few new T-shirt ideas to insult our loyal listeners. We also answer the burning question this episode of "Which finger is it?"
It's been too long since we've watched a Godzilla movie so we're talking the Kaiju classic Godzilla Vs. Mothra '92 for this episode. We got another returning guest joining the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys who just happens to be Jonathan Shannon, amazing Chicago comedian and drummer. Conversations include exploding burials at sea, Mothra being more Christlike than Godzilla and Luke trying to sell us on eating cheddar on top of a gingersnap.
We're double dipping in our Gamera movie bin with special guest and Chicago/Indiana funny man Adam Gilbert this week! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Luke and Martin talked some fun things with Adam that include eating lil' butts, Japanese kids fashion Vs. Logan Square fashion and important sidebars about Donkey Kong. Please, listen and love, maybe eat and pray a little too!
The turtle son of Christ, Gamera, is back with a vengeance and we got special guest Jennie Mac on this bad boy to talk about the classic Kaiju film Gamera 2 with Martin, Brandon and Luke. Talking points include Diva cup donations, SO MANY HATS and lots of Papa Roach. So basically it's our best episode yet.
We got an extra special Halloween Podspooky for you this week with our special guest and all around super charming human being Hobert Thompson. The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys and Hobert discuss the Thing with great topics like Nano moms, Hobert pitching "the Nothing" and tons of riffing on the insanity that is the Chess Wizard scene. Get that bottle of J&B ready, Podzookeepers!
Still with a few mic problems (but it's not too bad, promise!) the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys Martin, Luke and Brandon bring on special guest Jon Torres to talk big, curvy moths that go by the name of Mothra. In this episode we got magical tiny wagons, a question of who Ron Canada really is and Jon doing some excellent beer opening folio work.
What a wild and crazy summer it's been, friends. We destroyed our father's car, we proved Ferris Bueller is very problematic and we had Sarah Mowrey on as a guest of Podzooky to watch Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah with the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys Martin, Brandon and Luke. Be forewarned: there are so many incest jokes this episode but it's hard to avoid it when time travel is involved. Great ep!
WE BACK, BABY! The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys Martin, Luke and Brandon are back from their quaint lil' hiatus with Chicago's own Spencer Da Blair to discuss the amazing plant on lizard film Godzilla Vs. Biollante. This episode is a true return to form with a call from Steve Ok (waddup, Steve?!) about the grand canyon, having to edit out 5 different John Mccain brain tumor jokes and a secret Easter egg at the end of the episode.
Guess who's back, back again! It's not a dated 00's reference, it's Jamie Carbone! He joins the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys Martin, Luke and Brandon to talk Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie. Great conversation points include not being able to remember the movie Six Days, Seven Nights, Jamie taking over our podcast to start his own about the band Yellowcard and baking your favorite action figures. BAKE! THAT! DEBT!
Ferbus! Ferbus! Ferbus! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke are back with Ferbus madness after watching 4 episodes of the late 90's sentai show Masked Rider with special Chicago funny man Mitch Kamaiopili. They all eventually go mad after finding out Robot Man's one plan.
Time to change the podcast name to Mothzooky (we will not do this) because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon an Luke watched Rebirth of Mothra with local comedian and chocolate connoisseur Drew Brown. On this episode, we talk King Nachos (the ultimate Kaiju) and come up with the best movie idea which is just Godzilla on a BMX bike.
This is a real Frankenstein's monster of an episode the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys have for you this week. Martin, Luke and Brandon have on Chicago Phenom Liz Getty to talk about great topics like the Holy Ghost, people not getting that Tenacious D is supposed to be very stupid and the differences between a Yeti and a Sasquatch. Hasta La Vista, Baby!
Get Bowling for Soup on the phone because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys are watching Godzilla 1985 with special guest Jon Kasunic this week. A great discussion is had about knock off White Snake merchandise, Swamp Thing and cool toy shows. Put this one in the bank and smoke it!
The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys are reunited and it feels so good! Luke, Martin and Brandon got Chicago Comedian Aaron McDavis on for this hot Kaiju review and discussion of Joon-ho Bong's the Host. They all cover such thrilling topics as David V. Goliath, cool monster deaths and unprofessional sign offs. Put on those oven mitts because this is a hot one.
On a very special Podzooky, we watched Entourage the movie to satisfy an odd bet made by Iowa's own Tommy Morgan Jr. Brandon Kirkman, 1/3rd of the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys, is joined by special co-hosts Jesse Nicolaus and Jamie Carbone to descend quickly into madness after watching the biggest piece of turd out of Hollywood's butt. At one point Jamie starts talking about John Cena's performance in the movie Trainwreck and everyone recites the introduction to My Brother My Brother and Me if you want to grasp how wild this one gets.
*Blasts airhorn again* Mechagodzilla is back! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys got one of their favorite Chicago Comedians, Logan Nielsen, to talk Street Sharks, bad editing and force Steve Ok back into the fray of arguing about the Jolly Green Giant. Whooo boy, this is a good'un!
*blasts airhorn* STEVE'S IN THE HOUSE! The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys are happy to have on Chicago Comedian Steve Ok to talk about how cool his dad is while introducing a new rating system that is truly one of the greatest things to happen to this podcast. Oh, also we talk about Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla I guess.
With loving, open arms we welcome Godzilla back into our lives with the classic film Godzilla Vs. Megalon. Join the Hollywood Kaiju Bad boys with extra good, fun comedian guest Hannah Streicher as they talk Easter Island, Race Dad and plugging Brandon's twitter. Good times, alright!
Honey, we had a great guest! And his name was Jesse Nicolaus, comedian and podcaster extraordinaire. The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys get into talking Jeffrey Combs, Wine with Dinner Man and the world's biggest penis. Boy howdy, it's a good 'un.