Every Damn Magic Card!
Brandon Kirkman
Meadow Kei Lillium
Jesse Nicolaus
George Burnett
It's time to gaze at those stars! The Every Damn Magic Card Mana Dorks/Sluts George, Brandon and Jesse go on a magical adventure with Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Stargaze. She gets into George and Brandon's star charts while taking the Mana Dorks on a new game show journey all related to astrology. This was such a fun episode even with Brandon having a mental breakdown from googling so poorly. A for Drift!
Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)
The Vibes Scale (How are we vibin' with this card?) This card has been entered into the Stargaze club!
The DM(X) Scale (How well does this card use the X amount?)
Folks, we did it. It's the most silly episode of Every Damn Magic Card yet because we're talking about the unhinged Magic card "Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" (yes, this is the actual name of the card). The mana dorks Jesse, Meadow and George had on special guest Martin Felshman to really dissect the card OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE (for shorthand) to see what makes it tick and just what it's got swinging. Once again: this is a silly one. We're going to play Roblox with you mentally.
Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)
The Un-Scale (How silly is this card?)
The Johnny Scale (How many weird combos and ways can you break this card?)
Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon to really get into what makes this pink bunny tick with some very esoteric references to Iggy Pop. Now you're thinking with 8s!
Scales used in this episode include:
The Wood Scale (How much would you... you know ;) )
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)
The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)
