Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death. We go down quite a few fun paths that include generative AI removing object permanence in adults, unfortunate release schedules, and a whole lotta Dennis Hopper talk.

Scales used in this episode include:

The ambiguity scale (yes, that's it Ten of them! All at once?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?) and our first card to get a perfect score on the scale!

Our second episode is here with the mana dorks Jesse, Brandon, and Meadow inviting on their super secret special guest George to talk about the Magic card Land Grant This episode includes deep discussions on Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Smoku, and, of course, an intense Chicago pizza style debate. You've got vore!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James B. Dobson scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

Also the first card to be considered for the Golden Rings (perfect 5s across the board)

Smoku!

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It's our inaugural episode for Every Damn Magic and the mana dorks Jesse, George and Brandon welcome on special guest and future host Meadow to talk about some birds that don't just want to go into your trash; they literally can't be stopped! Our first card we're covering is Circling Vultures so we spend some time talking about our first magic experiences, Charles Daniel Rombert, and some funny/sad bird stories. You've got vore!

Scales used in this episode include:

• The James B. Dobson scale (how satanic is this card?)

• The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

• The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)  

Email us some of your most wild magic stories to everydamnmagiccard@gmail.com!