It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The Fallen Empires Scale (How well has a famously bad set aged?)
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Suncoast Video Aesthetic Scale (How much does this card embrace the Suncoast Video Aesthetic?) 

Great news: If you want your bombardments to be arcanic, this is the Every Damn Magic Card episode for YOU! Special guests and Chicago comedian Zach Boyce joins the Mana dorks/sluts George, Jesse and Brandon to talk about the Magic card Arcane Bombardment. We really get into some deep talks on role playing games, smoking out problematic children's books and supporting women's wrongs.

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)
The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)

Hey there! Vi Conraad of BaddieVilles Got Talent and Jake Avorio of being an Onion Knight join the Mana dorks/sluts George and Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Hide//Seek and let me tell you, it GETS wacky. Some fun discussions on this episode involve wet pals, pondering orbs and positive ape indexes. We also introduce the coveted golden urinal award!

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Twotility scale (how good are both sides of this card for play?)

The ACAB scale (how much is this card a cop? This scored a 5 all around and has been given the golden urinal award)