Spooky scary! It's the first ever Every Damn Magic Card Halloween spectacular talking about the Magic card Undercover Butler. Join the mana dorks Brandon, July, Meadow and Jesse as they are visited by a very special guest, an actual g-g-ghost! Highlights include rattling chains, the sounds of midnight phantoms and the most scary thing you can imagine: Tim Curry in the Worst Witch. Anything can happen on Halloween! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Spooky Scare(Scale) (How spooky is this card?)

The Curry Scale (How spicy and/or Tim Curry is this card?)

It's time to gaze at those stars! The Every Damn Magic Card Mana Dorks/Sluts George, Brandon and Jesse go on a magical adventure with Meadow to talk about the Magic Card Stargaze. She gets into George and Brandon's star charts while taking the Mana Dorks on a new game show journey all related to astrology. This was such a fun episode even with Brandon having a mental breakdown from googling so poorly. A for Drift!

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Vibes Scale (How are we vibin' with this card?) This card has been entered into the Stargaze club!

The DM(X) Scale (How well does this card use the X amount?)

Folks, we did it. It's the most silly episode of Every Damn Magic Card yet because we're talking about the unhinged Magic card "Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" (yes, this is the actual name of the card). The mana dorks Jesse, Meadow and George had on special guest Martin Felshman to really dissect the card OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE (for shorthand) to see what makes it tick and just what it's got swinging. Once again: this is a silly one. We're going to play Roblox with you mentally.

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Un-Scale (How silly is this card?)

The Johnny Scale (How many weird combos and ways can you break this card?)