Folks, we did it. It's the most silly episode of Every Damn Magic Card yet because we're talking about the unhinged Magic card "Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental" (yes, this is the actual name of the card). The mana dorks Jesse, Meadow and George had on special guest Martin Felshman to really dissect the card OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE (for shorthand) to see what makes it tick and just what it's got swinging. Once again: this is a silly one. We're going to play Roblox with you mentally.

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Un-Scale (How silly is this card?)

The Johnny Scale (How many weird combos and ways can you break this card?)

Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon to really get into what makes this pink bunny tick with some very esoteric references to Iggy Pop. Now you're thinking with 8s! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The Wood Scale (How much would you... you know ;) )
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The Fallen Empires Scale (How well has a famously bad set aged?)
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Suncoast Video Aesthetic Scale (How much does this card embrace the Suncoast Video Aesthetic?)