Mana dorks & sluts, rejoice! It’s our 5th episode and first true/official guest episode with Josh Boerman of the fantastic podcasts Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived. We've got Jesse, George and Brandon talking about the Magic card Volcanic Hammer (specifically the 1999 junior super series) with Josh but more importantly getting into the 00’s webcomic Jack, iPod classics, catfishing in IRC and why the Ill Conceived podcast is so great!

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Mid Scale (a card so mid that a 2.5 is a perfect rating) 

The umami scale (how flavorful is the flavor text?)

Welcome, brave travelers, to our 4th episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We're getting into some poplar trees you know and love as we're talking about Doran, the Siege Tower from the original Lorwyn set. Some fun highlights include the beauty of flavor text, Snickers vein discussion and dealing with the fact that we all got wet bones inside of us.   

Scales used in this episode include: 

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The phallic scale (how phallic is this card?): this card got all 5s and has been entered into the hallowed halls of the gold card for being so veiny

Behold, the rule of 3s, as in our third episode of Every Damn Magic Card and our first legendary creature card! The mana dorks Jesse, George, and Meadow have on their second circling guest Brandon to dish on Nethroi, Apex of Death. We go down quite a few fun paths that include generative AI removing object permanence in adults, unfortunate release schedules, and a whole lotta Dennis Hopper talk.

Scales used in this episode include:

The ambiguity scale (yes, that's it Ten of them! All at once?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?) and our first card to get a perfect score on the scale!