Welcome, one and all, to our first ever after dark episode of Every Damn Magic Card because things got very sexy with our discussion of the card Vizzerdrix. We had on special guest Cameron Little with the mana dorks/sluts Meadow, Jesse and Brandon to really get into what makes this pink bunny tick with some very esoteric references to Iggy Pop. Now you're thinking with 8s! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The Wood Scale (How much would you... you know ;) )
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks! 

Scales used in this episode include:
The Fallen Empires Scale (How well has a famously bad set aged?)
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Suncoast Video Aesthetic Scale (How much does this card embrace the Suncoast Video Aesthetic?) 

Great news: If you want your bombardments to be arcanic, this is the Every Damn Magic Card episode for YOU! Special guests and Chicago comedian Zach Boyce joins the Mana dorks/sluts George, Jesse and Brandon to talk about the Magic card Arcane Bombardment. We really get into some deep talks on role playing games, smoking out problematic children's books and supporting women's wrongs.

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)
The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Kino Scale (How cinematic is this card?)