We're talking about the cards today, not just Magic cards but also the Tarot! The Every Damn Magic Card mana dorks Brandon, Meadow, July (formerly George) and Jesse get into a discussion on our favorite bi king Flubs, the Fool that ends up in many odd places (much like his tongue). Talking points include 90s animated pizza, cursed tarot decks and a lot of Rider–Waite jokes.

Scales used in this episode include:
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Cowabummer Scale (How sad will it be to see this card next to a TMNT card?)

The Wood Scale (How much would you... you know ;) )

and a bonus round of "Help, I've been hit by a truck and I've been reincarnated as a 90s mall employee!"