Welcome, brave travelers, to our 4th episode of Every Damn Magic Card! We're getting into some poplar trees you know and love as we're talking about Doran, the Siege Tower from the original Lorwyn set. Some fun highlights include the beauty of flavor text, Snickers vein discussion and dealing with the fact that we all got wet bones inside of us.

Scales used in this episode include:

The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The commander Scale (would you build a deck with this commander?)

The phallic scale (how phallic is this card?): this card got all 5s and has been entered into the hallowed halls of the gold card for being so veiny