Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys

Episode 44: The Warriors (with special guest Danny Felts)

Episode 44: The Warriors (with special guest Danny Felts)

Oh wow, we actually watched a good, classic movie on this week's Podzooky! We had on special guest Danny Felts, all the way from New York, to talk about how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and stroll down memory lane of the night he watched the Ladies Man and the Warriors back to back. Also we give a call to Aaron Klopfer that, of course, derails us into talking about hentai and t-shirt ideas.

Episode 43: Night of the Lepus (with special guests Mary Runkle & mystery guest)

Episode 43: Night of the Lepus (with special guests Mary Runkle & mystery guest)

To help get us into that Spring time mood, the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Luke and Martin had on returning guest (and champion) Mary Runkle to watch a well forgotten horror movie about giant rabbits titled Night of the Lepus. Talking points include January Q. Irontail, Vegemite, bothering Tyler Jackson about facts on Dave Coulier's career and how attracted our mystery guest is to Patricia Bunny (Lola Bunny's mom/milf). This one is an instant classic!

Episode 42: Super Mario Bros. (with special guest Tristan A. Smith)

Episode 42: Super Mario Bros. (with special guest Tristan A. Smith)

Leguizamo March Madness continues on Podzooky with the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke having on Chicago Comedian Tristan A. Smith to talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993. Talking points include 911, 911 again and Jim Davis's net worth. Finally, yet another phone call with Aaron Klopfer for him to confess his anime crimes. 

Episode 41: The Pest (with special guest Julie Merica)

Episode 41: The Pest (with special guest Julie Merica)

Zookeepers, there's no easy way to put this: We watched the Pest. The good news is that the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke had on Julie Merica (Chicago comedian/improviser/hi-fiver) to get through a movie that can only be described as "obnoxiously Tone-Deaf" while being a fun train wreck to behold. Also we call Aaron Klopfer again to ask him about cloacae.

Episode 38: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad (with special guests Liz, Mitch and Aaron)

Episode 38: Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad (with special guests Liz, Mitch and Aaron)

*rap airhorn* It's our biggest episode yet because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Luke, Brandon and Martin have on three smokin' hot hotties. That's right, we got Mitch Kamaiopili, Liz Getty and Aaron Klopfer all back on in one mighty episode. We watched Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad and talked about the science behind 2 girls 1 cup, 5 mile Hitlers and had some of the most dang ol' fun we've ever had around these parts. 

Episode 35: Godzilla Vs. Mothra 92 (with special guest Jonathan Shannon)

Episode 35: Godzilla Vs. Mothra 92 (with special guest Jonathan Shannon)

It's been too long since we've watched a Godzilla movie so we're talking the Kaiju classic Godzilla Vs. Mothra '92 for this episode. We got another returning guest joining the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys who just happens to be Jonathan Shannon, amazing Chicago comedian and drummer. Conversations include exploding burials at sea, Mothra being more Christlike than Godzilla and Luke trying to sell us on eating cheddar on top of a gingersnap. 

Episode 33: Gamera 2 Attack of Legion (with special guest Jennie Mac)

Episode 33: Gamera 2 Attack of Legion (with special guest Jennie Mac)

The turtle son of Christ, Gamera, is back with a vengeance and we got special guest Jennie Mac on this bad boy to talk about the classic Kaiju film Gamera 2 with Martin, Brandon and Luke. Talking points include Diva cup donations, SO MANY HATS and lots of Papa Roach. So basically it's our best episode yet. 

Episode 31: Mothra (with Special guest Jon Torres)

Episode 31: Mothra (with Special guest Jon Torres)

Still with a few mic problems (but it's not too bad, promise!) the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys Martin, Luke and Brandon bring on special guest Jon Torres to talk big, curvy moths that go by the name of Mothra. In this episode we got magical tiny wagons, a question of who Ron Canada really is and Jon doing some excellent beer opening folio work.

Episode 27: Masked Rider (with special guest Mitch Kamaiopili)

Episode 27: Masked Rider (with special guest Mitch Kamaiopili)

Ferbus! Ferbus! Ferbus! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke are back with Ferbus madness after watching 4 episodes of the late 90's sentai show Masked Rider with special Chicago funny man Mitch Kamaiopili. They all eventually go mad after finding out Robot Man's one plan.

Episode 26: Rebirth of Mothra (with special guest Drew Brown)

Episode 26: Rebirth of Mothra (with special guest Drew Brown)

Time to change the podcast name to Mothzooky (we will not do this) because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon an Luke watched Rebirth of Mothra with local comedian and chocolate connoisseur Drew Brown. On this episode, we talk King Nachos (the ultimate Kaiju) and come up with the best movie idea which is just Godzilla on a BMX bike.​

Podzooky Presents: Entourage the Movie

Podzooky Presents: Entourage the Movie

On a very special Podzooky, we watched Entourage the movie to satisfy an odd bet made by Iowa's own Tommy Morgan Jr. Brandon Kirkman, 1/3rd of the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys, is joined by special co-hosts Jesse Nicolaus and Jamie Carbone to descend quickly into madness after watching the biggest piece of turd out of Hollywood's butt. At one point Jamie starts talking about John Cena's performance in the movie Trainwreck and everyone recites the introduction to My Brother My Brother and Me if you want to grasp how wild this one gets. 

​Episode 22: Terror Of Mechagodzilla (with special guest Logan Nielsen (and Steve Ok?))

​Episode 22: Terror Of Mechagodzilla (with special guest Logan Nielsen (and Steve Ok?))

*Blasts airhorn again* Mechagodzilla is back! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys got one of their favorite Chicago Comedians, Logan Nielsen, to talk Street Sharks, bad editing and force Steve Ok back into the fray of arguing about the Jolly Green Giant. Whooo boy, this is a good'un!

​Episode 21: Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla (with special guest Steve Ok)

​Episode 21: Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla  (with special guest Steve Ok)

*blasts airhorn* STEVE'S IN THE HOUSE! The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys are happy to have on Chicago Comedian Steve Ok to talk about how cool his dad is while introducing a new rating system that is truly one of the greatest things to happen to this podcast. Oh, also we talk about Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla I guess.

Episode 20: Godzilla Vs. Megalon (with special guest Hannah Steicher)

Episode 20: Godzilla Vs. Megalon (with special guest Hannah Steicher)

With loving, open arms we welcome Godzilla back into our lives with the classic film Godzilla Vs. Megalon. Join the Hollywood Kaiju Bad boys with extra good, fun comedian guest Hannah Streicher as they talk Easter Island, Race Dad and plugging Brandon's twitter. Good times, alright!

Episode 19: Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (with special guest Jesse Nicolaus)

Episode 19: Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (with special guest Jesse Nicolaus)

Honey, we had a great guest! And his name was Jesse Nicolaus, comedian and podcaster extraordinaire. The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys get into talking Jeffrey Combs, Wine with Dinner Man and the world's biggest penis. Boy howdy, it's a good 'un.

Episode 16: Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (The Holiday Special)

Episode 16: Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (The Holiday Special)

We promised it and it is happening, just in time for Christmas! The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys Luke, Brandon and Martin have decided to watch Luke's favorite movie which happens to be the very intense Salò for a very special holiday episode. Be forewarned, it's a graphic film with a graphic discussion. MANGIA!

Episode 15: Trollhunter (with special guest Natalie Holt)

Episode 15: Trollhunter (with special guest Natalie Holt)

Natalie Holt, a fantastic comedian from Seattle and host of the Sexual Awake'n'Baking podcast, joins the Hollywood Kaiju bad boys Luke, Martin and Brandon to talk about the hit Norwegian film, Trollhunter, and discuss an even larger monster, Jerry Seinfeld! 

Episode 14 - Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (with special guest Dane Arden)

Episode 14 - Godzilla Vs. Hedorah (with special guest Dane Arden)

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we have a very special ZIMA MADNESS episode of Podzooky with everyone's favorite comedian/Mario Tennis superstar Dane Arden. Also Martin, Luke and Brandon get on some next level furry porn discussions so you definitely don't want to miss out on this gem.

Episode 13 - All Monsters Attack! (with special guest Aaron Klopfer)

Episode 13 - All Monsters Attack! (with special guest Aaron Klopfer)

Nice, nice, nice nice! That's how many nice boys we have on this episode of Podzooky (Martin, Luke, Brandon and special guest Aaron Klopfer) to talk about the very bad Godzilla film All Monsters Attack. We also have the world premiere of our official Podzooky hentai jingle! Nice!