It's our eighth episode of the Every Damn Magic Card podcast so George, Jesse, Meadow and Brandon absolutely must talk about the Magic card Eight-and-a-Half-Tails. This was Brandon's first commander so the gang talks about their own first commanders as well as big, sinful dirtbikes and what job Magic characters would have inside a mall. It'll all make sense after you listen, folks!

Scales used in this episode include:
The Fallen Empires Scale (How well has a famously bad set aged?)
The James Dobson Scale (how satanic is this card?)

The Suncoast Video Aesthetic Scale (How much does this card embrace the Suncoast Video Aesthetic?)