Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy ...

And we're back! It's the season finale, the top of the 6th inning, and the Lizard People are up 6-5. The world order is at stake! So we have one question for you: Are you ready for some soft...ball?

Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 2, or Still Fucking Friday, In Case You Were Wondering
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy ...

It's the first part of the season finale, so get your pennants and softball caps ready! It's the Lizard People vs. the Illuminati! Who will win control of the Illuminati Office and the Earth?

Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 1
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How ...

The Moleman's prophecies were true! Elder Lizard Prime and her loyal lounges of lizards are drawing up battle plans and ascending from the Inner Earth in their fleet of Magmabusses to conquer the Illuminati once and for all!

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean ...

Ahoy! Mystery Ken and Trouble the Cat are marooned in a pipe sticking out of the vast underground ocean, until a mysterious day care boat arrives in their time of need. Will our two lost souls become guests aboard this eerie ship, or will they join the ranks of the captive orphans? 

Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean Orphanage, or Also Still Friday Somehow?
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or ...

Mazes! Minotaurs! Musicals! The unhinged, subterranean Moleman traps our small party of Illuminati coworkers with a dangerously imaginative game of his own design! 

Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or Also Still Friday

Inner Earth

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!

The Moleman's prophecies were true! Elder Lizard Prime and her loyal lounges of lizards are drawing up battle plans and ascending from the Inner Earth in their fleet of Magmabusses to conquer the Illuminati once and for all!

Season 2 - Episode 8: HR Giger's VHS Dungeon, or Also Friday

Season 2 - Episode 8: HR Giger's VHS Dungeon, or Also Friday

Down we go into HR Giger's dungeon to check out his expansive VHS collection for clues about the Lizard People. Perhaps our intrepid office workers will find the answers they seek in the home movies of HR's old unhinged friend - the Moleman!

Season 2 - Episode 3: Welcome to the Human Zoo, or Clawsday

Season 2 - Episode 3: Welcome to the Human Zoo, or Clawsday

It's Clawsday in the depths of the Inner Earth, so you know what that means! Let's all go to the Human Zoo! Yes, it's the perfect day for all the lizard boys and girls to listen in on the human specimens go about their business in their natural sitcom habitats. Be sure to pay a visit to one of the newest captives known as…Mystery Ken.