I came to this fountain with my parental figures when I was 32 cycles. I don't remember much except that we weren't allowed to swim. We drank of it's crystals and I didn't thirst for 4 cycles. When I decided to bring my own brood to this wonderful place it was a different story. Not only did the jump permit cost a heinous amount, but there was nowhere in orbit from which to embark! I mean, talk about a tourist trap. The color of the planet itself had darkened to a deep grey. I turned back and decided to take my brood elsewhere. They would not be drinking the tainted crystals of this forsaken planetoid. Maybe I should take them to this petting zoo planet that I keep hearing about?

Chup Chuwanananana     0 Star review - Yelp Multiverse

-Jesse Nicolaus