I don't get what the big deal is. It's just a yellow star. I mean, it doesn't even do anything that cool. Nourishing a planet is cool? Naw, man. The only thing cool about this place was the radiation and knowing that it would one day be something bigger, but for now it's not that rad. I mean, I get why the locals are all bout-it bout-it, but it's just so boooooring.

I know a place just two systems over that'll melt your face off. Literally if you're not badasses like my clan. As for Sol, you can skip this "tourist attraction." I mean unless you've got hatchlings. Nice little petting zoo nearby.

-Flox The Great, Yelp Multiverse 2-star reviews

-Jesse Nicolaus