Mermaid music. Wake up! Have a drink. People are fake. Drugs and llamas. Fangirls don’t act their age. News is sad. Bob is everyone. Squirrels are thieves.
Mountains are high. Please interrupt. Bottom nethers. Corn is half off. Beware toaster strudels. Cars go fast. Hope don’t float. Dogs transform. Enjoy the rocket ride. Bombs and Triscuits.
Scooters are bikes. Weather is a metaphor. Hi. Kids should read. Trees may exist. Slugs need holders. Crotch shots can be tasteful. Making funny noises helps.
Butter it up. Relax. Jake’s hair is a nest. Monkeys eat bananas. We got Alzheimer’s. Dan forgot to start. We drop everything. Circuses are weird.
We’re living in the Matrix. Dancing is life. Sand is infected. Bulls need their eyes. Demons are taking over. People can be T-rexes. We like women and poodles. Aliens founded Europe.
We might be happy. What’s wrong with Betty Grable? Don’t do things you shouldn’t. Made up words. Outdated election references. I’m far away. Life choices are yours to make.
The news is new. Volleyballs hit people’s heads. We can hear our thoughts. The radio is known for sex. Sometimes you lose. Cheeses and Creamsicles. Gloves cover hands. Cats or dogs?