Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy ...

And we're back! It's the season finale, the top of the 6th inning, and the Lizard People are up 6-5. The world order is at stake! So we have one question for you: Are you ready for some soft...ball?

Season 2 - Episode 13: Fast Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 2, or Still Fucking Friday, In Case You Were Wondering
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy ...

It's the first part of the season finale, so get your pennants and softball caps ready! It's the Lizard People vs. the Illuminati! Who will win control of the Illuminati Office and the Earth?

Season 2 - Episode 12: Slow Pitch, or Lazy Bases - Part 1
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How ...

The Moleman's prophecies were true! Elder Lizard Prime and her loyal lounges of lizards are drawing up battle plans and ascending from the Inner Earth in their fleet of Magmabusses to conquer the Illuminati once and for all!

Season 2 - Episode 11: Ascendance Day, or How The Fuck Is It Still Friday?!
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean ...

Ahoy! Mystery Ken and Trouble the Cat are marooned in a pipe sticking out of the vast underground ocean, until a mysterious day care boat arrives in their time of need. Will our two lost souls become guests aboard this eerie ship, or will they join the ranks of the captive orphans? 

Season 2 - Episode 10: Underground Ocean Orphanage, or Also Still Friday Somehow?
Clerk & Dagger
Clerk & Dagger
Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or ...

Mazes! Minotaurs! Musicals! The unhinged, subterranean Moleman traps our small party of Illuminati coworkers with a dangerously imaginative game of his own design! 

Season 2 - Episode 9: Mazes & Minotaurs, or Also Still Friday

Kelsey Rohrer

Season 2 - Episode 7: Illuminati Courtroom, CVU (Corporate Victims Unit), or Friday

Season 2 - Episode 7: Illuminati Courtroom, CVU (Corporate Victims Unit), or Friday

Deception! Impostors! Lizard People! Turns out the new interns were scouts sent up from the Lizards in the Inner Earth to infiltrate our beloved Illuminati! Let's take them to court! Everybody, into the conference room for a quick courtroom parody sesh...

Season 2 - Episode 6: A Very Doobie Episode, or Like Thursday, Man

Season 2 - Episode 6: A Very Doobie Episode, or Like Thursday, Man

Ruh-Roh! It's a midseason finale! Jaime Buffet & his buddy Roadie stumble upon a body, Chaad & Mikey aka the Bizness Boyz are back in action to solve the crime, and secrets are revealed about the mysterious new interns! 

Season 2 - Episode 4: Incognito CEO, or Tuesday Night Primetime

Season 2 - Episode 4: Incognito CEO, or Tuesday Night Primetime

Tonight on a very special Clerk & Dagger, Satan is in disguise and on the ground floor in the newest episode of the hit reality TV show Incognito CEO! Will the workers at the Illuminati figure out it's him? Will Satan learn a valuable lesson about life as a low-level employee? What cool gifts will Satan dish out at the end? Find out tonight on Incognito CEO!