George Burnett

George Burnett is normal. It's important that you, the reader, know this. They have only ever worked normal jobs, and had normal hobbies about which they harbor normal opinions. Things they certainly are not: A hater to the marrow, a sap who was so easily lured back to card games it's a little embarrassing, someone who has discovered the joy of shared improvisational storytelling. If spotted in the wild, no you fucking didn't. Give them money.