Alex Borkowski is a writer and comedian who has yet to be run out of Chicago, Frankenstein's Monster-style, for which he is extremely grateful. Currently he serves as the Dungeon Master for the office-based Dungeons and Dragons podcast Desks and Dayjobs, and performs all across the city with six of his best friends in the improv group Cool Girl Tank Top. His writing has appeared on The Calling Bell, the short-lived gaming section of Mic.com and continues to appear on his Medium.com page, where strangers often tell him he writes like he is abusing mind-altering substances. He has twice failed to secure a contributor's position at ClickHole. He thinks you'd probably like him if you gave him a chance.