Alex Collyard

Good Boy (w/ Melanie Menendez)

Good Boy (w/ Melanie Menendez)

Brian is a little down on his luck. Making ends meet by selling weed out of his crappy apartment, he doesn’t have a lot of positive things going for him. That is, except for his beloved dog, Papi. Papi adores her owner, and just wants to see him happy. How can a dog understand that the person she loves is making bad decisions, getting in too deep, and putting both of them in real danger? Maybe Papi can’t, but to her Brian will forever be her Good Boy.

Bad Genes (w/ Alex Collyard)

Bad Genes (w/ Alex Collyard)

Gene’s having an eventful last day of college. His papers are due, he’s trying to breakup with his girlfriend, and he wants to make some time to attend his school’s last day festivities. While navigating his way through this difficult day, he starts to notice something strange: a man who looks just like him, desperately following him wherever he goes. Who is this mysterious stranger, what do they want from him, and why do they keep pleading him to give them their life back? 

Credits (w/ Lily Reed)

Credits (w/ Lily Reed)

Bryan and Ryan Tucci are the darlings of daytime TV. America’s favorite gossips, beloved by audiences and critics alike, they host the incredibly popular Tea Time with the Tuccis. But backstage they rule their show with iron fists, belittling and abusing the hardworking staff that keeps the daily show afloat. Tired of the abuse, the crew bands together to give the Tuccis an episode they won’t forget. Turning their under-appreciated jobs against the couple, the crew lets the show unravel, and it’s up to the show’s Director, Cerise Lannigan, to decide how much tea she’s willing to spill.

Punch Justice (LIVE at Chicago Podcast Festival)

Punch Justice (LIVE at Chicago Podcast Festival)

The Please Make This boys are coming to you live from Chicago’s Beat Kitchen as part of the Chicago Podcast Festival! A big thanks to the Festival for having us and everyone who came to out to hear us verbally abuse Zachary Quinto! Enjoy this tale of family traditions, punch experimentation, and grandmother death.

Do Your Thing! (W/ Meggie Gates)

Do Your Thing! (W/ Meggie Gates)

Gertrude Slime was one of the biggest porn stars of the 70’s; an icon of the sexual revolution now retired and spending her twilight years bored and reminiscing. When an internet search takes her to the page of an aspiring SoundCloud rapper named Dirty Napz, Gertrude finds herself suddenly in a relationship again. Despite their age difference, the pair find kinship in their art, their loneliness, and their passion for their communities. Will jealousy and a world that doesn’t understand pull Gertrude and Napz apart? Or will they live by the code of “Do Your Thing!”?

Danto Inferni's Party Castle

Danto Inferni's Party Castle

Parties, get-togethers, gatherings, hootenannies, jamborees, keggers, ragers…Danto Inferni’s Party Castle contains many a festive occasion. Do you dare open the doors to this most tubular of establishments, or will the fear of committing a party foul keep you standing outside? DARE, friends! Open those doors and come inside, there’s many hors d’oeuvres and refreshments in here, and you might even discover…yourself??