Cousins Ashleigh and Brittany have grown apart over the years. Ashleigh lives in Chicago, has a fancy office job, and lives a life of complete independence while Brittany still lives in their hometown with her boyfriend from high school and her comfortable job. On the first night of Brittany’s impulsive trip to Chicago, the two embark on a wild night of bar hopping that shows them they really aren't as different as the years have made them feel. It's a tale of family, friendship, and alcohol and more importantly a love letter to Chicago’s bars and one very divisive liquor.
The old monsters of Hollywood have fallen on hard times. Once the stars of film, screen, and our collective nightmares, they now bicker and laze around an old mansion they share. After realizing they’d completely forgotten Halloween, Dracula, Frankenstein, his Monster, the Wolfman, and more set out to remind the world, and themselves, who goes bump in the night.
The Please Make This crew sits down with Chicago writer and performer Nathan Hall to come up with their most ambitious film yet: a dramedy about the Universal Monsters living together in a shabby apartment and wondering where it all went wrong! Your hosts build their gruesome amalgamation out of the corpses of Universal’s failed “Dark Universe” series, Judd Apatow’s buddy ensembles, and as much of Tennessee Williams as they can remember from high school. Listen in horror as they spin a tale of monsters, friends, roommates, and buckets and buckets of blood in The Mash (coming soon).
Aoife Flannery’s acting career has been on a long decline over the twenty years since she was one of the stars of the incredibly popular action-adventure TV show, The Adventurers’ Club. When the show ended she returned to her home in Ireland expecting a serious stage acting career to take off, but her dreams quietly failed while her American co-stars’ came true. Back in America for a weekend Comic-Con, Aoife is suddenly around fans of her show who still see her as the plucky Prof. Lucky McDonald instead of the bitter woman she’s become. Surrounded by cosplayers, co-stars and cast members of the new reboot of the classic show, Aoife comes to terms with what it meant to be part of The Adventurers’ Club.
On this PMT minisode, host Laura Petro starts a new segment 'Cutting Room Floor' where she discusses movies that actually got made and for one reason or another, never made it to release. On this episode she talks about the rise and fall of the blacklisted 90's Don's Plum, a black and white indie movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire. Joining her on the episode to talk in depth about what went wrong is none other than producer of the film Dale Wheatley.
In a land before time, a permanent night has fallen over the valley of the People Who Live By The Lake after smoke from the nearby, long dormant volcano fills the sky. Something must be done to preserve their way of life and bring back the sun. Tag and Vee, a mighty warrior and a gentle priestess, embark on this dangerous quest knowing that one of them will never return. The long path up the mountain is beset by dangers. Strange beasts, rivers of lava, clouds of ash, and a mysterious, brutal guardian, all await to make sure Tag and Vee never make it to the top and the night lasts forever.
Hobert sits down with his friends Justin and Mike to watch Deadly Prey, a terrible action film from 1987. Muscles are on constant display in this guns’n’traps dumbing down of Rambo. Danton, an unkillable soldier who fought in the Vietnam War and now lives a simple life napping and taking out the trash for his wife, is kidnapped by a group of California mercenaries who take civilians off the street to hunt in the woods north of San Fransisco. Unfortunately for the mercenaries, Danton was trained by their leader to be the ultimate hunter, and he kills them all one by one because they love running through the forest single file. Yeah, this is the dumbest possible Rambo.
The year is the future and the world is in peril. Mankind has fracked the moon and caused it to crack down the center. If something isn’t done fast, a part of the moon might break off and tumble toward the Earth, killing everyone. Surely Earth’s brightest minds can solve the problem, if only science wasn’t so expensive! A partnering with a TV network, a team of scientists who all happen to be good looking and one celebrity guest are assembled to set out to save the moon and fall in love on Earth’s newest hit reality show: Moon Base!
Join your host Spencer D Blair as he chats with screenwriter and recent WGA member Ryan Peckinpaugh about selling his first screenplay. We discuss how long it takes to get your foot in the door, what happens when you get some attention, and what Hollywood is looking for right now. Keep your eyes on Freeform next holiday season for more from our friend who got this made!
It’s a new year at the popular Midwest attraction, Ye Olde Time Fun Zone, and the knights of the realm are gathered once again to run the rides, games, and stunt show that make the park a hit with families. The Kings, the adorable older couple that own the park, have new ideas for the year that, while VERY similar to existing fantasy properties, are legally safe homages, and in no way infringing on any trademarks or copyrights…probably. Can Summer romance bloom in this land of fair use enchantment? Can Sir Ron, with the help of his stoner companion, win the hand of Princess Jane? Or will the machinations of jealous exes ruin a storybook romance for the ages?
On this week's minisode, Laura is joined by her friend Jeff Paschal to talk about a short film that she wrote and the two have been working on making for the past year. Broadcast is the story of two fitness instructors who put out an exercise program via satellite to any possible survivors during the apocalypse.
Helmut and Heidi Tübgürte own a small, artisanal yogurt company in a small nordic city where their family has always supplied the locals with some of the best yogurt in the world. A dream of expansion and a chance meeting with an enthusiastic American inspires them to take their brand to the USA, but unbeknownst to them, their new partner Tanner is more interested in branding and turning a quick profit than keeping any of his promises. With corners being cut and regulations being ignored, Tube-Gurt prepares to launch in the US and the results could ruin the family yogurt business forever.
Join Please Make This’s Hobert Thompson for an ASMRMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response Movie Review) of the action classic: Road House. Enjoy some tingles as Hobert examines the hidden auditory delights of shattering beer bottles, hard punches, and the deep, dusty, voice of Sam Elliot. Pain don’t hurt, but tingles sure feel good.
Death has always been a big part of Carson’s life. Really, it’s a big part of everyone’s lives since everyone knows exactly when and how they are going to die. When it’s time for you to know, a mysterious call center calls to inform you of your upcoming demise. For many people, this information gives them a sense of purpose and drive. People organize lavish “Last Day” parties for their friends and family, enjoy extreme sports, and become closely connected to the people who are part of (or responsible for) their deaths. Unlike many people, Carson’s fate keeps changing. Left guessing what the end of his story will be, he lives his life navigating a world of certainty, uncertain of when his last call will be.
On this week's Please Make This Minisode, Spencer goes to the movies with Kennon McKinney to see Rocketman, the 2019 Elton John biopic. With rainbows in their hearts and softcore porn in their minds, they see if Taron Egerton can take Sir Elton to the stars and back. Happy Pride!
Ten years ago, eight friends made a pact to accomplish big(ish) things after high school. They mostly went their separate ways and left their small town of Nixa, Missouri, but now they’re back. It’s the night of their ten-year high school reunion and the most successful among them, Toni, has reminded them all of their dreams and aspirations. Will reminiscing about who they were hold them back as the night reveals their secrets, failures, and conflicts? Or is a list from the past what they need to go forward?
Scyrptkeeper Hobert sits down with new Please Make This host Laura Petro and old host Spencer to discuss Laura’s college-era opus: Untitled Magicians Romantic Comedy. Sure, it never got a title, but it does have mean spirited magicians, romantic heel turns, and one very large rabbit. Abraca-Daring!!!
Gabe is a simple guy. Gentle and kind, he loves his life working at a shoe store in suburban Ohio, he loves his girlfriend, Miranda, and he loves heavy metal music. There was a time in his life when he might have wanted to play professionally, but those days are long gone. Moments from closing the shop on an average Friday the 13th, a mysterious man arrives with an unusual request and Gabe suddenly finds himself in the body of Gabriel, the man he would have been if he’d stayed in his high school metal band, Steel Souls. As the two Gabes adjust to very different lifestyles, both walk a mile in a different pair of shoes and find out both paths would have offered them something they were missing.
This week on PMT, we are excited to introduce our new cohost, Laura Petro! You might remember Laura as the guest writer behind Danto Inferni's Party Castle, our first anthology film and inspiration for the PMT koozie. In this minisode we learn more about her and ourselves as we list our top three movies and suggest new ones for each other to listen to. After this, take a listen to Danto Inferni's Party Castle and reacquaint yourself with the fun, creativity, and joy that Laura will be bringing to PMT in the future!